Valtiel: Valtiel is a sprite from the videogame “Silent Hill 3″. In it, Valtiel is the twitchy-headed being of single minded purpose: To turn cranks. We see him in his own chamber, turning two red cranks on a wall with resolution. He’s a sadistic guy. dangling bubbleheadded Nurses and giving God a little hat are some of his more memorable moments. In F4E, he is the innocent one.
Voldo: He is from Soul Caliber. Voldo was kept by a wealthy count whom wanted but one thing in life…The Soul Blade. Blinded, gagged and abused, he was sent to guard the Money Pit. Voldo stayed there, even after his master’s death. Voldo then discovered the legend of the fabled Soul Blade. Leaving the Money Pit, Voldo has begun to search for the mythical sword, in hopes of resurrecting his master. In F4E, he has a habit of getting into trouble.
Carpenter: Carpenter was born Nathaniel Arkady. In his life, he was a killer and incarcerated. The Doctor preformed experiments on him, before Arkady was finally executed by Electric chair. He now owns a nightclub. Smart mouthed and sly, Carpenter exists solely for revenge. In F4E, he is the de-facto leader.
Arch Vile: Arch Vile is a tall demon who inhabits hell, and sometimes he resides in a space station as well. He’s been known to resurrect fallen demons, throw burny balls of fire, and summon demons at will. In F4E, he works in a video-game store.
Pyramid Head: PH is a monster constantly hounding the hero of Silent Hill 2. He says nothing, and molests the other monsters at random intervals. Later, we learn PH is a symbol of the main character’s repressed sexual desires for his dead wife. PH has a large fan girl following, and thus, F4E mocks him relentlessly.
Washroom Symbol Girl: Washroom Symbol Girl is the object of both Carpenter’s and Voldo’s affections. It’s due to her that there was strain in the friendship.
Butterfly Girl: Butterfly Girl is from the anime Boogiepop Phantom. In F4E, she and Valtiel were married on April 26th, 2006.
Sean Cullen: Sean Cullen is a Canadian comedian. In F4E, he is God.
DooM Puppet: A badly realized monster for the DooM movie that works for ‘the big bad’.
Talim: A fighter form the Soul Calibur games. A body guard for ‘the big bad’.
Nakaruru: A nature priestess from Samurai Shodown. She works for ‘the big bad’.
The Big Bad: He’s big, he’s bad. He’s the Big Bad.
Undead: An undead rogue from World of Warcraft, she takes control of Q and derails the comic.
Crowley: He’s a devil from the novel Good Omens. In F4E, he writes F4E fanfiction.
Olivia Benson: A cop in Law & Order: SVU, she helps Carpenter on a quest.
Horatio Cain: A CSI Miami officer, he helps Carpenter on a quest.